Dear Aunt Flo..

20 Feb

Aunt Flo,

Let’s make a deal: You can come, stay for a few days, but this time, PLEASE DO NOT CAUSE AS MUCH DAMAGE AS USUAL. I know it will be hard for you to resist the chocolate and other goodies, but C’mon… I gotta lose 5 more lbs before this wedding. Help a girl out! I understand you think it’s fun to come over and make me gain an unnecessary 3 or so pounds of bloat, but I haven’t even started yet, and you’ve kicked me up to 136.6. If there’s anything I can do to influence your behavior in a positive manner, let me know.


P.S. – Bitch, you won’t be coming around for a another 3 months after this thanks to my new friend, Seasonique. Holla!


3 Responses to “Dear Aunt Flo..”

  1. Soontobehealthybride February 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm #

    HA HA you crack me up!

  2. *Irene* February 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm #

    I’m thinking about switching to Seasonique. I hate Yaz! Let me know how it works for you. =)

  3. Amber February 25, 2009 at 3:16 am #

    Now, that is funny! Def let us know about seasonique!

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